Put Me In A Love Song.
Kuda-ku lari gagah berani~
body immune system been breaking down every now and then. i can easily fall sick. & it's always fever + sorethroat. baaaaaah. time to take more Vit.C qiqi pebbles. and tam, kau stop-it with your "nirah" siolssss. ahaha! tk HAHA siols. and yes, her new name for me on 2010 is NIRAH. tak suka please? yes my name is Aqilah Munirah BUT noone ever call me by that "munirah" name okaaaay. whats more NIRAH??!! ahahaha. tu name ex-bestfriend kau kan tam klau tk salah aku? zaman2 gemilang kite dulu. kan? baby lupa kek~
today is the 2nd day of the year. no big diff at work cause patients are like forever 21 blardy rude and arsehoooooleeesss. -___-" moment of madness at the end of the day in tha clinic. kupa kepang mode On gitu la. ahahaha! a dropby at Taka to get Liwei Birthday card. but since dah TER-lalu MANGO kan. dropby also. SALES SALES SALES. i bought 2 pairs of top. normal plain top la. blue and pink. i loiiikkkkeee. bisa pakai dengan jacket saya kek~
and then in search for the cards begins. tengah kusyuk2 cari card kan... i saw this pretty card uh.. lawa giler but its for Valentines. soo i called out for pyja.. "BA!! lawa pah nie card?." and pyja replied... "SEDAP PE?!!!" terperanjat beruk pe aku? ahahahaha!!! orang tanyer lawa. dier ckp sedap. tu part terus qiqi ckp... " you jgn mcm2 sey ba. ezat pat brunei seyy. sapa mau layan lu horny2. ahahhahah! sedap2 semua terkluar. chet" her: "hahahahah, sorry2 ba. i tgh lapar uh. tu pasal ter-ckp sedap. sorry2." ahahahahahahahha!!! this is what happen when u delay ur lunch with someone who is VERY hungry. perangai gotta get get sak. tuuihh~
and no, the story didnt end there la sey. we took cab home since there is no EXTRA EXTRA charge. ahahah. and the uncle in the cab super friendly and talkative. sajak uh kan. tiga2 dlm cab mcm mcm makcik2 headquaters sak bobual. muahahahah. talk and talk when suddenly the topic leads to..... *read below* JOKE OF THE DAY IN 2010 LOL
Uncle: im a divorcee. my kids all big2 already. i got 2 grandchildrens/cucu's. bt i now married with a filipino girl for 2 years liao.
Me: ohhh.. then with this wife no kids uh uncle?
Uncle: nolah. no have. i soo stress everyday how to have baby? you know uh. now uh, soo high tech. if want baby sure can one. they use the wat uh.. dunoe what way uh. the... the... *keep showing me this 'peace' sign gitu la*
Me: huh? peace? uncle.. IVP laaa...
Uncle: haaaaa... yes2. that matter lor. i go check doctor uh. he told me that one. then he say i hard to have kids cause my sperm no tail.
Me: *look at pyja, hide behind the seat and laugh silent mode*
Pyja: *still laughing* HUH?! uncle.. sperm no tail???
Uncle: yalor. my sperm no tail mahh. then cannot swim to the egg.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Pyja: *controlling laughter* wahh.. can see uh got tail or dont have tail..? ahahah. power uh seyy.
Uncle: thats why lor. now all high tech. soo clever. that why la. my sperm no tail. thats why i cant get pregnant.
Me and pyja: *look at each other* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
k last part sumpah aku tak boleh tahan. ter-burst uh kan my laughter. dengar2 uncle nie seahorse?? boleh give birth?!! ahahahahahahah!! 1st was sperm no have tail. ahahah! no have tail ehh. bukan dont have tau. beh "uncle cnnt give birth" ahahahahaha!!! cute kapeee diek nie. all the way eyy dlm cab, pyja and i terkekek-kekek. cause of the way he talk.. and with us.. trying our best to use SIMPLE english. cause he dont understand chim2 words. or else he will go like this.. " huh?!! what what that u say?" ahahahaha! pecah uh. wahseyyy.
beh klau aqilah munirah tk pernah ketawe silent mode. bile ketawe silent mode tadi muka merah mcm tomato how wow? k dah. penat sengeh depan comp sorang2. baby nak makan kebab-boom! and then.. gedebaboommm lepas nie. peragai mcm budak gemok plus BABI. koyak habis mate aku. chet! beh qiqi? stop it sak dari tadi baby pegi baby balik... suka aku membebel sorang pat blog. suka tak?!
ADIOS!
Baby,top. || 4:37:00 PM